Who are you?

Good question, who are "lowerflat.com"... well... here's the history bit, and when you're done reading this, you can click a mugshot below to find out more about that individual (when they've got around to writing it)

Back in 2004... yes, really, right back then... two shining examples of community spirited young men (aka Rich and Jim) moved into a house. Thanks to El Royale Mailo not being the most efficient people the house was still classified as 'UpperFlat' and 'LowerFlat'... that, plus the fact that they both agreed to find a 'local' within a week and successfully did (along with their own bar stools) meant that the two formed a rather strong friendship based around alcohol. Anyway, time passed on and October 2005 saw the formation of LowerFlat.com to publish the antics of the two reprobates on the web which as time passed on even more began to involve Mark of the UpperFlat more and more. Eventually our frequent visitor Vince also chose to move in and in July 2006 we set up ChetwyndRoad.com... only, no other bugger could spell Chetwynd, so we stuck with LowerFlat.com instead.

Anyway, enough of the history... you can find out more about the current residents by clicking them below... when they write something...


Jim

Lives: In the LowerFlat, at the front
Does: Computer Nerd stuff for some big company
Drives: Ford Fiesta
Drinks: Becks Vier, Bloody Marys, Anything
Comes From: The Westcountry

Rich

Lives: In the LowerFlat, at the back
Does: Civil Engineering, like Lego for Grownups
Drives: Ford Escort
Drinks: Becks Vier, JD+Coke, Red Wine
Comes From: Kent

Mark

Lives: Dans le UpperFlat
Does: If we told you, we'd have to kill you
Drinks: Fosters, Southern Comfort
Comes From: The Eastside.Aii.

Vince

Lives: Upstairs, near the bathroom
Does: Experiments with drugs. Legally.
Drives: Volkswagen Jetta
Drinks: Becks Vier, Red Wine, Southern Comfort
Comes From: Some crazy "Kent" place

Lee

Lives: Upstairs, at the Front
Does: Spanish Studies at Uni
Drives:A car, but it's kept back home
Drinks: We haven't figured this out yet
Comes From: Cornwall

Lucy

Lives: Down the road/Rich's Room
Does: The friendly voice of a Utility Company
Drives:Nothing yet, she's about to buy...
Drinks: Archers and Lemonade. By the bucket.
Comes From: Reading