The LowerFlat would like to apologise to Vince. We forgot one time he stayed over and didn’t put it on the site. Silly Us.

Apology over. It won’t happen again.
(Er, that’s as in no apology again - we probably will forget Vince)

Get the violins out…

There comes a time in everyone’s life when things must change, and unfortunately there have been some changes in the LowerFlat/UpperFlat recently… Ross moved out. We’ve had a year of Ross, his music, his drinking antics, his spreading the love, and most of all, his sheer unadulterated nudity.

Ross, we salute you.

… uni = job done.

There may well be some alcohol involved.

This week, whilst Vince was down, we found the best thing we’ve seen coming out of the pub at 11.30 ever. A sweet shop. A real sweet shop. We’re still not quite sure why the 92 year old owner was open at such an hour (he insisted it was to stop him going mad), but at the end of the day, where else can you get a quarter* of aniseed balls at that time of night. Legend!

*(to any political correct nutters out there, just pretend we asked for it in grams, ok?)