Ever heard of AQA (Any Question Answered) ? Well, pretty simple, text any question to 63336 (costs a quid) and they’ll answer. In the interests of experimentation, we asked:

Q: Who lives in the Lower Flat
A: ‘Jim and Rich are the two guys that live in the ‘Lower Flat’ of Chetwynd Towers in Portsmouth. They are students and like the odd beer’

How true.