1. Ross would start a Take That revolution
2. Dolphins are the only other animals to have sex for pleasure
3. The Xmas Number 1 could be a song about a JCB
4. It’s cheaper to drink spirits in the local than beer
5. Melting cheese with broken up crisps on chicken tastes good
6. Jim would get drunk and hug Mark for the first time ever
7. Despite new laws, nowhere in Portsmouth is serving booze 24/7
8. We would be declared ‘the blokes with the strangest taste in music’ by Laura
9. We’d go to a pub in Somerset that opened in 1861
10. Hippopotamous means ‘River Horse’. Not a Zebra as previously thought.