Struth. You wonder why they win pub quizzes and pool - well, it’s not by fluke. It actually appears that the UpperFlat (you can try www.upperflat.com but they don’t have their own website) have gained a third member… namely next door’s cat who for the time being shalt be named Mr Tibbles who decided that Ross sweating on his exercise bike was just so attractive that he just had to come in.

No jokes about the level of pussy the UpperFlat is getting please…